OK-so this is Blogger.com? And my first posting/entry on here should be something profound and entertaining. Well you know what? I've been slugging back NyQuil and vodka all night and I couldn't come up with a coherent thought if I had a diagram. It's 2:30 am, I'm watching America's Worst Drivers on video and staring at the wall. Maybe I should say a little about my self. I'm an habitual liar, an only child and I spend most of my life pulling pranks, wreaking havoc and making life difficult on people that use and abuse others for their own personal gain or just out of their habit of being irresponsible to others. I'll recount past revenge tactics, pranks and continually update on current activites. I currently work as a writer and stand-up performer. I miss Andy Kaufman more than anything and if it weren't for him-I'd have no reason to draw breath, much less get out of bed.